where to stick my sticker

alt.music.delirious Feb 1999

  1. on your guitar case.
  2. back of your car!
  3. on that nice big space on my server case
  4. on the back of the loo door.
  5. on the front of the pulpit to keep everyone awake for longer
  6. on your mum's best wallpaper ;)
  7. on yer frige.
  8. on the forehead of Simon Mayo.
  9. on a JW's back as you turn them away from your door :)
  10. Police car's bonnet
  11. On a bald guy's head.
  12. In the middle of a TV screen.
  13. Over the top of your spice girls sticker which you unfortunately have.
  14. On your mirror
  15. on your lecturer's handout, before he photocopies it for everyone
  16. on your cd player
  17. On yer dads brief case
  18. On a double glazing salesmans clip board, so at least that way they'd be doing something useful. :o)
  19. on the postman/porter's head, when he actually delivers SmallTalk
  20. On the ultracurve manual.
  21. on your chocolate biscuits
  22. on your mouse (fluffy or plastic)
  23. in the snow - 'cos it'll look goorgeous!
  24. bedroom door
  25. church front door
  26. on your cycle helmet
  27. on the back of your saddle (for those without cars)
  28. on your bottle of shampoo
  29. on your Sirius/GSX/Avolite/Pulsar
  30. on your phone
  31. on one of your textbooks
  32. on one of your folders
  33. on your anglepoise
  34. On your exam paper and then write as many d:lyrics as you can underneath ( coz you can't do the exam!)
  35. On Larry the Cucumber! (see www.veggietales.net)
  36. On the scoreboard at Twickenham (when Scotland thrash England in the 5Nations!)
  37. On the bottle for your insomnia medication (It's 01:36!)
  38. On Jon Thatcher's forehead so he remembers who he plays with
  39. On Elvis the green alien
  40. On the cot of baby Jemimah
  41. On the box you put your bagpipes in (my personal fave)
  42. Over William Hague's mouth (MOST useful)
  43. Criss-crossing another Delirious? sticker
  44. on a scanner
  45. on a web page
  46. in your submarine (so it can go deeper)
  47. on your tool case
  48. on your Bosch
  49. on the big black leather bound Chapel Bible
  50. on the eagle lecturn in St. John's College Chapel
  51. on your Company letterhead
  52. on your duck (rubber, for racing on the Cam)
  53. on the back of the band's music - so the punters can see it.
  54. at the top of a punt pole
  55. on the black/white board
  56. on your forklift (greetings to any at Community foods!)
  57. On the plastic things on Supermarket checkouts, that your suppossed to sign your checks on.
  58. On the Lens of a TV Camera.
  59. Over the labels on foods in the shops
  60. Over the names of other Bands in the record stores
  61. On your forehead.
  62. On Scooby's forehead ; )
  63. On yer hairbrush
  64. On a waterbuffalo
  65. On a cebu
  66. On the front of Craggy Island Parochial House
  67. On Santa's sack
  68. On whoever gets no 101!
  69. On your Local MP's forehead
  70. Over the queens Mouth
  71. Over tony Blairs Mouth
  72. Over your Pastors mouth if the Sermon goes on for too long !!!!!
  73. on your stereo speakers
  74. on a backpack
  75. on a bass drum
  76. window in front of your house
  77. phat bible
  78. church program
  79. youth directors hair
  80. On the front of all the Cambridge prospectuses, as that seems to be a common place for Deliriou5? fans?
  81. Take it wherever it goes? (sorry, bit cheesy)
  82. On the front of your folder contaning all the music for CE1-4 & KofF
  83. On the church notice sheet, before it's photocopied
  84. In your diary at the date of the next D: gig you're going to (Wolverhampton)
  85. On the box you keep your tools in at work, even if it completely weirds your co-workers out. *g*
  86. on your virtual bullet
  87. on the pink fluffy q mark
  88. over the CCMS(1) logo on our tops when we turn up for the gig! see http://www.cam.ac.uk/CambUniv/Societies/ccms/
  89. on the copy of purepop you got for your birthday :)
  90. on your robot which you enter in "robot wars"!
  91. On your socks.
  92. the ultimate place - on my web site http://www.alpha-omega.ndirect.co.uk/dzone
  93. on scooby's keyboard so he can't turn spurious brown...
  94. on scooby's monitor surround, to inspire him as he turns spurious brown.
  95. on the bottom of Pint glasses
  96. on a helium filled balloon, which you then release - having first attached a label with the spurious url :)
  97. enlarge it and stick it on a satellite dish
  98. enlarge it even more and stick on the clock face of Big Ben
  99. on yer Hameg (oscilloscope)!
  100. On the back of the TV remote control.
  101. on your star which you can so clearly see.
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